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You couldn’t make this one up. Well you could but it wouldn’t be as funny. I kinda feel sorry for the crazy old coot though. She looks like a cute old lady!

You need one of these! Wouldn’t mind one for taking down the pub, so I don’t get caught short on the way home!

Oh I can’t wait to get to my bed tonight. It is calling my name already and it’s only ten past five! Let me explain - it’s as a result of being out for the last four nights on the trot. Haven’t done that for a while!
Monday night, Tara, Christine and I headed out for [...]

Wow! What a busy weekend I had this weekend. Maj came down from Glasgow, Christine from Belfast, and we had a kind of touristy weekend, but it was really nice. Maj arrived on Saturday afternoon, and after collecting her from Heathrow, we went into town, and went to Hamburger Union for lunch. It’s a gourmet [...]

Well I’ve had quite a busy week this week - lots of late nights, but unfortunately mostly due to work ! Tuesday I had to go into town early before work to FedEx something for my Dad. It’s quite cool being able to track the parcel online - you can see where it is at [...]

I bought the Garden State DVD today - if you haven’t seen it, I would truly recommend it - it’s a brilliant, easy to watch film. It is a bit romantic though Speaking of things romantic, I saw this article in The Observer today, and couldn’t agree more !
All I need now is [...]

Well, unusually for me, I managed to get up at 8am this morning - and what a difference it makes ! After doing all my washing and ironing (yeh not very exciting that) I headed off to Starbucks for my breakfast. I had wanted to go to the Bagel Factory, but sadly for me, it [...]

Maybe you heard about this woman who ran just before her wedding, and then claimed to have been kidnapped - only she hadn’t. Well there’s been a big debate over whether or not she should be prosecuted. I’m not 100% sure she should be, but I wouldn’t voice my opinion as strongly as these hilarious [...]

Have you heard of So Duku ? It’s a Japanese puzzle which is taking newspapers here by storm apparently - there’s a good article on the BBC web site about it here. Anyway, my wee sister is a big fan of puzzles (I’m sure she won’t mind me saying that although we do take the [...]

Well, I took a trip up to Dundee at the weekend - the first time I’d been back home for more than a year. Not that I got much time to see any place though! I made the trip for Lyndsey and Graeme’s wedding - I have known Lyndsey for about 10 years at least, [...]