yes, Avril looks hot but you have to admit she looks about 14 years old and they have deliberately styled her in this way. I feel as horny as you do when i see this kind of kiddie-smut but you have to suspend that shit. now i know what your thinking, “she’s really 21 and if she looks a lot younger it’s cool”. is it really cool simon, is it really cool to be lusting after school-girls whether they’re real or 45 year old woman crushed into an ann summers school uniform with their hair in bunches and spread-eagled on the readers wives section of your favourite jazz mag? this paedo carrot-dangling must stop. and the stopping starts here.
i dunno, Trombone Monthly has gotten a bit populist recently. I stopped buying it when they started their Celebrities Blow Brass section, i mean who wants to read about Floella Benjamin’s collection of 1920’s fugelhorns, eh? get your mince pies round Fleet Flute instead, proper corduroy psycho-molten-static-jazz and no mistake, you can practically hear the sounds through the text, the writing sounds like a lightening storm wired through a black hole inside an atari - it’s THAT radical. i suppose that’s why they don’t need to give away any free CD’s like mojo magazine.
February 21st, 2007 at 6:20 pm (#)
simon
yes, Avril looks hot but you have to admit she looks about 14 years old and they have deliberately styled her in this way. I feel as horny as you do when i see this kind of kiddie-smut but you have to suspend that shit. now i know what your thinking, “she’s really 21 and if she looks a lot younger it’s cool”. is it really cool simon, is it really cool to be lusting after school-girls whether they’re real or 45 year old woman crushed into an ann summers school uniform with their hair in bunches and spread-eagled on the readers wives section of your favourite jazz mag? this paedo carrot-dangling must stop. and the stopping starts here.
February 21st, 2007 at 6:32 pm (#)
Mr Watson,
Welcome to commenting on my site! Perhaps a bit of an over-reaction though? And jazz mags? The only jazz mag I read is Trombone monthly….
February 22nd, 2007 at 11:44 am (#)
i dunno, Trombone Monthly has gotten a bit populist recently. I stopped buying it when they started their Celebrities Blow Brass section, i mean who wants to read about Floella Benjamin’s collection of 1920’s fugelhorns, eh? get your mince pies round Fleet Flute instead, proper corduroy psycho-molten-static-jazz and no mistake, you can practically hear the sounds through the text, the writing sounds like a lightening storm wired through a black hole inside an atari - it’s THAT radical. i suppose that’s why they don’t need to give away any free CD’s like mojo magazine.