http://simonkmiller.com/2007/03/11/the-worlds-oldest-hand-dryer/ I'm a television producer living and working in Belfast, Northern Ireland. This is my space for things I like to ramble on about. Please note that any opinions expressed here are personal, and are not those of the BBC. Thank you! Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:33:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 http://simonkmiller.com/2007/03/11/the-worlds-oldest-hand-dryer/#comment-1793 gary watson Wed, 14 Mar 2007 14:10:53 +0000 http://simonkmiller.com/2007/03/11/the-worlds-oldest-hand-dryer/#comment-1793 nick it! antiques roadshow here we come...might need to give it a scrub though, looks absolutely flithy. i bet it could tell ye some stories, eh, if it could talk...don't suppose it can. only a matter of time though, a poster started talking to me in katy dalys the other week whilst i was having a pish at the urinal. that's a true story. traditionally advertisers have a captive audience at the mens urinals, you stare straight ahead into what ever product they are trying to hypnotize you into thinking you need, but just incase you're staring at your penis or too drunk to read, they now SPEAK to you. 2007 - what the fuck is going on! i also saw a vibrating condom for sale, but that story is for another day... nick it! antiques roadshow here we come…might need to give it a scrub though, looks absolutely flithy. i bet it could tell ye some stories, eh, if it could talk…don’t suppose it can. only a matter of time though, a poster started talking to me in katy dalys the other week whilst i was having a pish at the urinal. that’s a true story. traditionally advertisers have a captive audience at the mens urinals, you stare straight ahead into what ever product they are trying to hypnotize you into thinking you need, but just incase you’re staring at your penis or too drunk to read, they now SPEAK to you. 2007 - what the fuck is going on! i also saw a vibrating condom for sale, but that story is for another day…

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