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Stalker offers financial advice

October 28th, 2009 | by Simon | published in Funny

Creepy!

Man builds first class Pan Am cabin. In his garage.

October 27th, 2009 | by Simon | published in Funny, airlines

This is 42 year-old Anthony Toft. He has re-created a Pan Am first class cabin in his garage.
He’s gone to a great amount of detail, right down to the original Pan Am nut packets and sealed headphones, and has flown all over the place getting parts to create that authentic Pan Am experience. Pan Am [...]

A dog + eyebrows + Japan = brilliant!

July 31st, 2009 | by Simon | published in Funny

Two of my favourite things combined, with the addition of eyebrows. Apparently this Japanese dog is called Panda which is quite suitable methinks.
Thanks sis for sending this!

Dog in a suitcase

May 17th, 2009 | by Simon | published in Funny

I don’t think I have ever seen a dog in a suitcase. Until now! This lazy lookin’ dog was in a shop at Greenwich Market. I could have tried to pick the case up and take him home, but he looks like he would be pretty heavy.

Runaway scooter carries off woman

April 4th, 2009 | by Simon | published in Funny

This is hilarious. And yeah, it could have been serious, but it wasn’t.
An 87-year-old Cornish woman was rescued by police five miles from home when her mobility scooter sped off out of control.
Full story here!

Bertie Bassett gets married

February 13th, 2009 | by Simon | published in Funny

I don’t know how on earth I missed this, but Liquorice Allsorts man Bertie Bassett got married yesterday at the Liquorice Allsorts factory. He was married to his sweetheart Betty in front of Factory Manager Shaun Wagstaff and factory workers got time off to attend the ceremony. Sweet!
If you don’t know Bertie, he’s the mascot [...]