simonssite.com » Funny http://simonkmiller.com I'm a television producer living and working in Belfast, Northern Ireland. This is my space for things I like to ramble on about. Please note that any opinions expressed here are personal, and are not those of the BBC. Thank you! Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:03:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Stalker offers financial advice http://simonkmiller.com/2009/10/28/stalker-offers-financial-advice/ http://simonkmiller.com/2009/10/28/stalker-offers-financial-advice/#comments Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:49:13 +0000 Simon http://simonkmiller.com/?p=1204

Creepy!

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Pic credit: WSJ

This is 42 year-old Anthony Toft. He has re-created a Pan Am first class cabin in his garage.

He’s gone to a great amount of detail, right down to the original Pan Am nut packets and sealed headphones, and has flown all over the place getting parts to create that authentic Pan Am experience. Pan Am was the first airline to fly internationally from the US, and also the first to fly the Boeing 747, so it kinda became glamorous for a lot of Americans.

It is a bit sad to note that Anthony is single. However, you can read more about it at the Wall Street Journal along with more pics. (Via Gizmodo)

]]> http://simonkmiller.com/2009/10/27/man-builds-first-class-pan-am-cabin-in-his-garage/feed/ 0 A dog + eyebrows + Japan = brilliant! http://simonkmiller.com/2009/07/31/a-dog-eyebrows-japan-brilliant/ http://simonkmiller.com/2009/07/31/a-dog-eyebrows-japan-brilliant/#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 10:02:27 +0000 Simon http://simonkmiller.com/?p=1120 [There is a video that cannot be displayed in this feed. Visit the blog entry to see the video.]

Two of my favourite things combined, with the addition of eyebrows. Apparently this Japanese dog is called Panda which is quite suitable methinks.

Thanks sis for sending this!

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I don’t think I have ever seen a dog in a suitcase. Until now! This lazy lookin’ dog was in a shop at Greenwich Market. I could have tried to pick the case up and take him home, but he looks like he would be pretty heavy.

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An 87-year-old Cornish woman was rescued by police five miles from home when her mobility scooter sped off out of control.

Full story here!

]]> http://simonkmiller.com/2009/04/04/runaway-scooter-carries-off-woman/feed/ 0 Bertie Bassett gets married http://simonkmiller.com/2009/02/13/bertie-bassett-gets-married/ http://simonkmiller.com/2009/02/13/bertie-bassett-gets-married/#comments Fri, 13 Feb 2009 12:29:19 +0000 Simon http://simonkmiller.com/?p=938 bertie

I don’t know how on earth I missed this, but Liquorice Allsorts man Bertie Bassett got married yesterday at the Liquorice Allsorts factory. He was married to his sweetheart Betty in front of Factory Manager Shaun Wagstaff and factory workers got time off to attend the ceremony. Sweet!

If you don’t know Bertie, he’s the mascot of Liquorice Allsorts. I really really really really really hate liquorice, but I think Bertie is cool – so congratulations dude!

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]]> http://simonkmiller.com/2009/02/13/bertie-bassett-gets-married/feed/ 0 Two German lovers try to elope to Africa. They’re aged five and six. http://simonkmiller.com/2009/01/06/two-german-lovers-try-to-elope-to-africa-theyre-aged-five-and-six/ http://simonkmiller.com/2009/01/06/two-german-lovers-try-to-elope-to-africa-theyre-aged-five-and-six/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:27:14 +0000 Simon http://simonkmiller.com/?p=878 Brilliant story in today’s Guardian – now that’s romance!

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Hmmmm!

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This made me laugh which is good because even though it is our work Christmas night out tonight I am in a FOUL MOOD!

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I also saw this today. Fanny means something different in America.

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