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Creepy toilet sign

July 13th, 2008 | by Simon | published in Funny, Weird

It would be funny if the guy wasn’t so pervy scary looking!
From Back Up LOL

Teenager finds baby bat in her bra

July 9th, 2008 | by Simon | published in Weird

Full story here from BBC News Online. How on earth did she not feel it?!!

An elephant! Painting a picture of itself!

April 3rd, 2008 | by Simon | published in Weird

Check this out! I think it’s amazing! Feargal thinks it is not real. What do you think? Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Via popbitch.

Best toilet sign ever?

December 27th, 2007 | by Simon | published in Weird

Is this the best, most honest toilet sign ever? (Sorry it’s all blurred by the way.) It was at a restaurant called Paesanos that we ate at last night. But what does the ladies’ toilet sign look like? Click on to find out (making it like a weird hidden surprise thing!)

Two things I will not be buying with my Christmas money

December 27th, 2007 | by Simon | published in Shopping, Weird

If you are a baby, you cannot choose whether or not you want to be religious, so why is there a Baby’s First Bible?!!!

This is some weird animatronic Elvis which is currently on sale at The Sharper Image for only $199.99! Who in their right mind would buy that. Apparently ‘State-of-the-art technologies animate Alive™ Elvis® [...]

Weird Dallas Christmas displays

December 27th, 2007 | by Simon | published in Dallas, Weird

In the Highland Park area of where my family live in Dallas, people go a bit crazy for Christmas. To the extent that companies organise tours round the Christmas displays in peoples’ gardens. Here are the best ones I have seen this year….

I like this one. It is Santa selling tickets for a carousel with [...]

Update on smallest car in the world

December 26th, 2007 | by Simon | published in Weird

Apparently the car in my smallest car in the world picture is not the smallest car in the world at all! Someone commented on my photo on Flickr, saying this is probably the smallest car in the world and I have to say I agree! Crazy shit or what?!!

Smallest car in the world?

December 18th, 2007 | by Simon | published in Weird

Outside the BBC on Monday I saw this car. And no, that picture is not squashed. What a ridiculous car. And whoever is driving it is a muppet. Not only is it very small (not necessarily a bad thing) but it is one of the ugliest cars I have ever seen!

WTF?!!!!

December 13th, 2007 | by Simon | published in Belfast, Weird

I saw this this morning on my way into work. WTF?!!!! It is like a mass shambles of everything. I call it the House of Jesus Santa. I had to stop and look at it for a good 30 seconds before my eyes could decipher what exactly is going on. It’s like a nativity play [...]