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	<title>simonssite.com &#187; Weird</title>
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	<description>I'm a television producer living and working in Belfast, Northern Ireland. This is my space for things I like to ramble on about. Please note that any opinions expressed here are personal, and are not those of the BBC. Thank you!</description>
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		<title>Take it from me, this is not a comment you want to see on your Flickr feed.</title>
		<link>http://simonkmiller.com/2009/05/17/take-it-from-me-this-is-not-a-comment-you-want-to-see-on-your-flickr-feed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 18:48:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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		<title>Rejuvinique</title>
		<link>http://simonkmiller.com/2009/03/06/rejuvinique/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 15:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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If I came home to a woman wearing this I would think I was in a horror movie. SCARY.
Via: Maria Konstantinov
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<p>If I came home to a woman wearing this I would think I was in a horror movie. SCARY.</p>
<p>Via: <a href="http://mariakonstantinov.tumblr.com/post/83083602/you-are-so-beautiful-to-me-what-is-this" target="_blank">Maria Konstantinov</a></p>
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		<title>I know it&#8217;s not my birthday for another 11 months&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://simonkmiller.com/2009/02/10/i-know-its-not-my-birthday-for-another-11-months/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:17:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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&#8230;. but if anyone wants to splash some cash on this baby for me it would be much appreciated. 
It&#8217;s an ultrasonic bath demoed by Sanyo at a 1970s fair in Japan. It cleans, massages you and dries you in 15 minutes. Sometimes I really can&#8217;t be bothered getting in the shower every morning, so placing [...]]]></description>
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<p>&#8230;. but if anyone wants to splash some cash on <a href="http://www.pinktentacle.com/2009/02/ultrasonic-bath-human-washing-machine/" target="_blank">this baby</a> for me it would be much appreciated. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s an ultrasonic bath demoed by Sanyo at a 1970s fair in Japan. It cleans, massages you and dries you in 15 minutes. Sometimes I really can&#8217;t be bothered getting in the shower every morning, so placing this right beside my bed in my room would be pretty sweet.</p>
<p>Via <a href="http://www.pinktentacle.com/2009/02/ultrasonic-bath-human-washing-machine/" target="_blank">Pink Tentacle</a></p>
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		<title>This guy has far too much time on his hands</title>
		<link>http://simonkmiller.com/2009/01/15/this-guy-has-far-too-much-time-on-his-hands/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:20:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
This kind of freaks me out. Not in a good way.
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<p>This kind of freaks me out. Not in a good way.</p>
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		<title>The Macbook Wheel!</title>
		<link>http://simonkmiller.com/2009/01/06/the-macbook-wheel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 13:59:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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Hmmmm!
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<p>Hmmmm!</p>
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		<title>Best Christmas card I got this year</title>
		<link>http://simonkmiller.com/2009/01/05/best-christmas-card-i-got-this-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:19:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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This is by far the best Christmas card I got this year. It is weird! It has the sun, animals, santa, sand and a barbecue on it. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever seen all of those things together on a Christmas card before. So cheers to my mate John who lives down under!
The rest of [...]]]></description>
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<p>This is by far the best Christmas card I got this year. It is weird! It has the sun, animals, santa, sand and a barbecue on it. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever seen all of those things together on a Christmas card before. So cheers to my mate John who lives down under!</p>
<p>The rest of the Christmas cards I got were nice as well by the way &#8211; this one just stood out.</p>
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		<title>If dogs could drive&#8230; hang on!</title>
		<link>http://simonkmiller.com/2008/12/09/if-dogs-could-drive-hang-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:07:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have this thing about how brilliant it would be if dogs could drive. I think it would be handy (you can ask them to go to the shops), and they&#8217;d enjoy it too. The only problem is they&#8217;d probably all stick their heads out the window and there would be lots of accidents. Check [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have this thing about how brilliant it would be if dogs could drive. I think it would be handy (you can ask them to go to the shops), and they&#8217;d enjoy it too. The only problem is they&#8217;d probably all stick their heads out the window and there would be lots of accidents. Check this out though! It is dogs driving, so it can be acheieved! Although they are dressed in human clothes which I don&#8217;t really agree with.</p>
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<p>Via <a href="http://tmblg.com" target="_blank">tmblg</a></p>
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		<title>Interesting people</title>
		<link>http://simonkmiller.com/2008/10/19/interesting-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 10:29:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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I saw these two in Neiman Marcus, an upmarket department store in Dallas and could not take my eyes off them for some weird reason (although I was convinced one of them was maybe Dog the Bounty Hunter). It&#8217;s such a &#8216;different&#8217; look. One had a green goatee beard and the other one had a [...]]]></description>
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<p>I saw these two in <a href="http://www.neimanmarcus.com/" target="_self">Neiman Marcus</a>, an upmarket department store in Dallas and could not take my eyes off them for some weird reason (although I was convinced one of them was maybe <a href="http://www.dogthebountyhunter.com/" target="_blank">Dog the Bounty Hunter</a>). It&#8217;s such a &#8216;different&#8217; look. One had a green goatee beard and the other one had a matching beard but in purple. They also had more jingle-jangle than <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Savile" target="_blank">Jimmy Savile</a>.</p>
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		<title>The weirdest shop I have ever been in</title>
		<link>http://simonkmiller.com/2008/09/16/the-weirdest-shop-i-have-ever-been-in/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:29:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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We went to this crazy shop called Bass Pro Shops Outdoor World the other day &#8211; it&#8217;s near Grapevine, just outside Dallas. It was enormous, and we thought it looked interesting, so went in. There was so much weird stuff in it &#8211; like camouflaged baby outfits and stuff like that. It was really slightly [...]]]></description>
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<p>We went to this crazy shop called <a href="http://www.basspro.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/CFPageC?storeId=10151&amp;catalogId=10001&amp;langId=-1&amp;appID=94&amp;storeID=18" target="_blank">Bass Pro Shops Outdoor World</a> the other day &#8211; it&#8217;s near Grapevine, just outside Dallas. It was enormous, and we thought it looked interesting, so went in. There was so much weird stuff in it &#8211; like camouflaged baby outfits and stuff like that. It was really slightly creepy and strange, and there were lots of mulleted people in there, but I didn&#8217;t get any of them on camera unfortunately!</p>
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		<title>The best video of a cat ever.</title>
		<link>http://simonkmiller.com/2008/09/07/the-best-video-of-a-cat-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 20:19:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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I don&#8217;t like cats that much, but I LOVE this one.
Via Tmblg
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<p>I don&#8217;t like cats that much, but I LOVE this one.</p>
<p>Via <a href="http://tmblg.com/" target="_blank">Tmblg</a></p>
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